how many puppies does that lady have in that bag
"what can you do with an art history degree???"
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
HOLY SHIT. QUOTE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS
- me: did it hurt?
- you: what
- me: when i fell from heaven and landed on you. i'm as beautiful as an angel.
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)